“Are You There Yet?” – The Best Part? He Never Asks
marswalker~ My Timing, My Intensity, Zero Pressure Nights ~
Hey loves, it’s Ava again—30, Chicago, corporate warrior, proudly single. After my last post about not needing a boyfriend to feel satisfied went viral in the DMs, one question kept popping up:
“Ava, real talk… isn’t the BEST thing that your electronic boyfriend never asks ‘Are you close yet?’?”
YES. A thousand times YES. That single question used to ruin everything.
The Dreaded “Are You There Yet?” Era
Flashback to dating real humans:
- He’s ready in 4 minutes flat
- You’re still warming up
- Cue the awkward: “Babe… you close?”
- Suddenly you’re performing instead of enjoying
- Fake it or feel guilty—pick your poison
One little sentence and poof—all the pleasure evaporates.
But my rechargeable boyfriend? He never asks. Because I’m the one holding the remote.
A Random Wednesday That Was 100% Mine
Hormones raging, extra sensitive, zero rush. Here’s how it went:
- 10 PM – lights down to that sexy pink glow
- Silk eye mask on, noise-canceling earbuds in, world out
- Tonight’s lineup on the nightstand:
- Tiny bullet on the lowest setting (barely a whisper)
- Curved warming dildo for when I’m ready to go deeper
- 35 full minutes of nothing but feather-light teasing on my clit → No “hurry up” energy. Just pure, endless build-up
- When I decided it was time, I switched toys, angled exactly how I wanted, speed exactly how I wanted
- Finished three separate times—each one on my schedule
Afterward? Zero guilt. Zero clock-watching. Just the deepest, sweetest sleep and that “I’m a goddess” morning glow.
Five Freedoms You Only Get When “Are You Close?” Isn’t a Thing
- Tease for an hour? Cool. He’s not going anywhere.
- Barely-there vibes all night? Still cool.
- Fall asleep mid-session? Just pause and recharge—no feelings hurt.
- Five orgasms or none at all—he’s happy either way.
- Silent mode for apartment living—no awkward noises, no explanations.
No pressure = 10× the pleasure. Science, baby.
My “Zero Pressure” Night Routine
- 10:00 PM – Quick shower, check how sensitive I’m feeling today
- 10:15 PM – Lights low, eye mask on, phone on DND
- 10:20 PM – Lay out 2-3 toys like a buffet (variety is the spice of life)
- 10:30 PM – Unlimited time, unlimited intensity, unlimited rounds
- Whenever I’m done → snuggle + sleep
- Next morning: skin on 100, confidence on 1000
Final Thoughts
Not getting asked “Are you there yet?” is the ultimate luxury. My timing. My intensity. Zero pressure.
Real partners are great—until they’re not. But a fully charged toy that exists solely to please me, exactly how I want, exactly when I want?
That’s not a consolation prize. That’s the main character energy I deserve.
My nightstand boyfriends are always charged and waiting. Yours could be too.
Obsessed with cute, high-quality rechargeable toys? This site is still my holy grail ♡ https://elysium.top/Go find the one that never rushes you.
Spill in the comments (anonymously, I got you): Q1. How long do you love to edge for? (30 min? 1 hour? All night?) Q2. Ever been asked “Are you close yet?”—how did it feel?
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Ava’s Little Secret – Where good girls take their time
